“Da, why’s it called a bonfire?”
“Well, Liam, ’twas called a bone fire back in the old days, when the Celts burned animal bones for good luck.”
“Well, but we don’t believe in that now, do we, Da?”
“No. Now we do it as a tradition, you see. And our cousins in England use it to celebrate the discovery of the Gunpowder Plot.”
“The wha?”
“Two fellas named Catesby and Fawkes, wanted to blow up King James I and Parliament, for persecuting Catholics. way back in 1605.”
“Were they executed?
“Oh, aye. Except Fawkes. He jumped. Broke his neck.”
“Lucky.”
I grew up with Guy Fawkes Day on 5th November. The kids would make a dummy, a model with old clothes and stuffed with straw and a mask and wheel it around on the streets collecting money for their fireworks saying “Penny for the Guy”. There would be bonfires and firework celebrations leading up to 5th November-
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Yes, of course you would know about Guy Fawkes 🙂 Thanks for contributing your own experience.
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I always thought they were complete idiots for actually trying it. It was the kind of conspiracy best left to armchairs.
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Alice, it was certainly organized–using the word loosely–by inexperienced and sloppy conspirators. Thanks for your comment 🙂
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I’ve always enjoyed Guy Fawkes night, but you’re right – it is rather a bloody thing to celebrate!
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When I first learned of it, I wasn’t sure if the celebrations were because he TRIED to do it, or because he got caught before it could be accomplished. The story about his jumping hard enough to break his own neck is questioned by many. I kind of hope it’s true. Terrible, gruesome way to die, otherwise.
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They say they were the only men who entered Parliament with honourable intentions. But they would say that, wouldn’t they?
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But of course. Politics never changes 🙂
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I didn’t know about the bone fire – very interesting!!
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Good deal–I love learning new stuff, hope you do, as well 🙂
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Dear Linda,
This is a new one on my. I’m not sure falling and breaking one’s neck is better than execution. Well done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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The execution for treason was to be hung until ALMOST dead, at which point the victim was cut down, eviscerated nice and slow, then his genitals were whacked off, and THEN he was beheaded. And his body cut into four parts. Hung, drawn, and quartered. Horrendous..
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OH my….Belay my comment. I understand, now.
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Merry Olde England, indeed 🙂
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i learned something new today. thanks for sharing this story.
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You’re very welcome 🙂
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Slowly the tradition of bonfire night are changing. What happens now is a pale shadow of the past, I am so glad that you recalled old memories to mind for me. One day I will have to attempt to put those bonfire memories in order
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Oh, I’m so glad! And yes, you need to write down your memories!
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Now I know, and I thank you for that!!
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I’m surprised at how many were not aware of this story.
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Well, that’s one way to think of being lucky! 🙂
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The only option was to be hung, drawn, eviscerated (drawn), emasculated, beheaded, and cut in quarters. Yeah, I’d have chosen the broken neck too, I think.
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Well, if one must choose between being burnt or breaking one’s neck … I guess the choice would be the latter.
Nice foray into some of the history of Guy Fawkes Day!
🙂
Na’ama
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He would have been hung, drawn (eviscerated), emasculated, beheaded, and quartered. I’d have made the same choice he did.
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Yeah. Well … burning at the stake ain’t a good way to go, but the series you described isn’t at all better. So, yeah. Falling and breaking my neck would be high on the ‘escape-more-awful-stuff’ list.
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Exactly 🙂
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You’ve brought out some interesting facts, though gruesome, in your tale and comments. I’ve heard of Guy Fawkes, but only the basics. I think you and I, being more conciliatory by nature, would have chosen to stay out of the plot in the first place.
What a horrible death! I have a friend who often says the world has become so much more violent and evil than ever before. She hasn’t studied much history.
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True on every point, Christine. And I forgot to mention that those men had been tortured before they arrived at the gallows, in an attempt to get information about others in the plot. You are so right. Any serious student of history knows that mankind has always found horrible and excruciating ways to torture and kill others. Nothing new under the sun.
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I suppose today the public would be demanding broadcasts live from the torture chambers. 😦
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Or at least a neutral observer to make sure everything was done by the book. : P
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Loved the bone fire trivia especially.
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Thanks 🙂
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Where’s good ol’ Guy when we really need him, hmm?
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Nice tradition behind this bonfire or bonefire!
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Nice one. I love history!👌
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Me too!
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Nice voices! Poor Catesby, forever forgotten by the public at large in favour of Fawkes…
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Yes. He maybe didn’t have the energy left to think of breaking his own neck.
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I was unaware of ‘bone fire’ Thanks for enlightening me on the history behind it.
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My pleasure 🙂
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Great story, and I learned something–maybe more than I wanted with the hung, drawn and quartered, ugh… OO
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Indeed. All in a day’s work for the executioners.
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Well, I learned a few new things here. I didn’t know about “bone fire” or Fawkes. Nice job!
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Thank you 🙂
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Guy Fawkes night is still a huge annual event here, particularly in the nearby town of Lewes which holds the UK’s biggest Bonfire night. If you’re interested there’s a short piece with pictures I posted here – Lewes Guy Fawkes Night
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Yes, very interested. Thanks 🙂
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It’s always been a puzzle to me that the Bonfire Night tradition has been upheld for so long But it was good to revisit it, and I didn’t know that he died that way, so thank you for that nugget of information.
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I guess it was a pretty big deal. Keith of
Keith’s Ramblings has a link to a celebration he attended:Lewes Guy Fawkes Night
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Thanks for giving this piece of history many of us didn’t know about! Yes, yes, we were a colony, but still don’t know much of the English history.
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Understandable, when one’s country is colonized against the will of the people. America didn’t want to be a colony of England, either 🙂
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A little bit of history with a funny twist,
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Thanks for reading and commenting, James.
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I’ve been fascinated with Guy Fawkes since I saw V For Vendetta. I saw a miniseries about the Gunpowder Plot with Kit Harington as Catesby. I think in the miniseries everyone died in a shootout. I guess that’s more dramatic.
I didn’t know about the bone fire. That’s cool. It makes sense.
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Thanks so much. I’ve been surprised at how many who live in the UK didn’t know much about the Gunpowder Plot, but also many who do, and have enlarged my own understanding. One of the things I love about FF.
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I watched a documentary about this about a year ago & was pretty shocked what was been celebrated. This is a really great take on the prompt. The idea & concept is great.
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Thank you, Lisa. They were a society that was used to gruesome executions, done in public. Trying to scare everyone into behaving themselves, I guess 🙂
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How much I learn from FF writers. A gruesome way to execute someone, how cruel. Great write.
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Thanks, Indira. Yes, gruesome indeed.
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This was all new to me, Linda. Thanks for educating me on Guy Fawkes.
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You are quite welcome. I hope it didn’t give you nightmares 🙂
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I had learnt about Guy Fawkes when I was a kid but didn’t know he broke his neck on the day of his execution. I like my etymology so the origin of the word bonfire was an interesting addition to the trivia stored in my brain. Nice one.
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Subroto, there is some controversy about whether or not he actually succeeded in breaking his neck. I hope he did. Thanks for your kind comment.
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You’re right, being hung drawn and quartered is one of the most horrific kinds of execution I’ve ever heard of too, but that was how seriously our government took treason I suppose. Surprising how many people still tried to overthrow various kings and queens, considering what they faced if caught. There are a lot of fireworks still here at Bonfire Night – A LOT! The smell and noise is pretty extraordinary. Thanks for sharing some British history
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Thanks for reading and commenting, Lynn.
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My pleasure
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I didn’t know these things. Loved the dialogue!
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Thank you 🙂
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🙂
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I never knew the origin of bonfire, thanks for that. as to what we’re celebrating on November 5th, I’ve never been sure. that he didn’t make a mess of the buildings I like to believe because neither side was pure and blameless.
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So true. IMO, horrors committed in the name of religion are especially heinous.
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To choose between being hung/eviscerated and breaking one’s own neck – what a horrible dilemma! I like the hint of dark humour at the end. Guy Fawkes was indeed “lucky” to have jumped and broken his neck.
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Thanks-=glad you picked up on that 🙂
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You’re welcome, Linda.
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I just watched the documentary about all the plots of that time… being lucky is to die quickly, but I guess telling a child about quartering is not something to do a late bonfire night
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No, probably not. Stuff of nightmares.
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Language has always been filled with those kinds of bits of trivia. I’ve always really liked to find out about those kinds of historical milestones.
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Me too. And English is such a polyglot language, made up of hundreds of other languages from around the world, that there is no end to the interesting histories of words 🙂
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Very entertaining! You write a good tale about ill-planned retribution for killing Catholics. Goodness Gosh, I would choose breaking a neck as the lesser of the horrible outcomes. Quartering is not only barbaric – it’s really OVERKILL! Creepy!
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They took a very serious view of treason in those days. And as for killing Catholics, it was abominable. The problem was that when the Catholics were back in power, they chased down the Protestant Puritans and returned the favor. It was a bloody era, in the literal sense.
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