(You may remember that last week I mentioned my “like” button, along with my notification bell, was not working. I couldn’t “like” any of your stories. I got into an online forum offered by Word Press, and FINALLY, after following many suggestions, someone asked if my third-party cookies setting was disabled. Yes, it was. I had disabled it, because I get sick of clickbait from places in which I have no interest. So I enabled all cookies, and VOILA! “Like” is working. Notification bell is working. If you use Chrome and you’re having similar issues, check your settings for cookies. It was an easy fix, once I knew how to do it.)
And now for my story:
“Oh, now that’s just going too far,” whined Bella. “Garlic in every window, every door? They KNOW they have to invite us in. This is just offensive.”
“Stop whining!” barked Bariel. “We’ll wait. Just make sure you stay in the cover of the woods in case the sun takes us by surprise.”
“I’m staying right here by the door,” insisted Bella. There’s shade from the overhang. I’m going to catch someone by sur—–AAAAGGGgggggghhhh!!”
The holy water hit her full in the face, leaving only dust.
“Blasted new-fangled contraptions! Stinking, noisy, clogging the streets and creating chaos! If God had intend–“
“Granddad, come on! You sound like all the old fogies sitting in the pub complaining about how things have changed since ‘their day.’ Can’t you think of anything good that has happened?”
“Nope! Not a gol-dang thing! In MY day, youngsters didn’t disrespect their elders!”
“No? Huh. Seems I remember some stories. . .”
“Bah! Nonsense. None of it true!”
“Well, that’s a shame. It seems to me you had a lot of fun. Are you saying you’ve always been a grouch?”