The judge was furious! He banged his gavel and insisted that whoever had moved his water come forward immediately and restore it to his desk. Dire legal action would be taken if the culprit did not ‘fess up forthwith. Such impudence would not be tolerated!
A timid court clerk nervously cleared her throat. “Uh, Sir, Your Honor, your water is right there on the railing, near the plant.”
The judge blinked, bright red suffusing his neck and face.
“Oh. Heh. I was going to give the plant a drink. Guess I forgot. First case, please!”