“Oh good grief. This is not worth arguing about. It’s easier to reach when it’s coming over the top. If you want to dig for it, then put it the other way. I’ll change it every time!”
“I’m going to get you a cat.”
“I don’t want a cat.”
The cat stood on the toilet seat and pawed the toilet paper–from the top–into a tangled mess.
“I TOLD you I didn’t want a cat!”
“I told YOU to hang the TP so it comes from UNDER the roll.”
“That was before the stupid cat. . . “