“Are you sure you remember how to put that tent up?”
“Yes! For pete’s sake, a six-year-old could do it! Leave me alone!”
“I have the directions right here. Looks to me like you need them.”
“I DON’T NEED THEM!” Go away and let me work!”
“Well, okay. I’ll put them right here on the grill.”
He fussed and fumed, putting poles together and taking them apart until he had such a mess he couldn’t even tear it down, never mind put it up.
Then a quiet little voice said “Daddy? I’m six. I know how to read the d’rections. “
Dear Linda,
Oh my, I laughed out loud. So like a man. 😀 Loved this story from end to end.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks! Exactly what I hoped for 🙂
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So true, LInda
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Ha ha ha! Love this, Linda!
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So glad you liked it 🙂
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And yet, I’m still on his side – looking at the instructions is like giving in! 😉
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Oy. But yes, that’s exactly what my Terry would think.
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Ha.. Reminds me of many an outside art show my husband and I set up. He never liked directions, either.
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I think it’s a genetic defect.
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Or a gender one. (Sorry, guys.)
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I know a few who fit the description.
Do they multiply? 😉
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Daily.
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LOL!!
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Sounds familiar.
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🙂
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so nice. The very first thing that occurred to me was that he may want to enlist the aid of a six year old
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🙂
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I feel guilty about it, but I have to admit I laughed as I read this, Jan.
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Ha ha ha. That was so typical 🙂
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Instructions are for propping up wobbly tables! Funny little tale and so true!
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So cute!! Lovely story, Linda. =)
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Thanks 🙂
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I could envisage the scene! Absolutely delightful Linda.
My story – Gail’s Gazebo!
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Thanks, Keith 🙂
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I’m not one for reading the instructions either. And I don’t have a little one around to point it out to me 🙂
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Sometimes the little ones sure can take the sting out 🙂
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i do sympathize. i don’t like reading directions either. 🙂
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Must be a guy thing. I usually find directions to be a great help. Unless they’re translated into English by someone who isn’t terribly good at it 🙂
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If you need someone to program your stereo system, ask a 6 year old……………..
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Or to do anything at all on a computer!
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Yeah, you’re right!!
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I mean, what’s so hard about putting a Gazebo up. Where’s those instructions again?
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Ha! Exactly 🙂
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He should listen to the wee one’s advice… heheheh!
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Yup. Save himself a lot of misery 🙂
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But there is no challenge if you follow the manual… wonderful and fun
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Thanks, Bjorn. It’s so interesting–all the female commenters understand; all the male commenters don’t like directions 🙂
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Hey … Were you watching me put up our tent last week? Just wondering because the 6 year old was my grandson, ha.
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Mike, it could have been written about my husband and one of our kids or grandkids. But it wasn’t. This time 🙂
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Painfully realistic.
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Some people take much pride in their ignorance, that they never want to look at the instruction.
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Exactly.
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Loved this, LInda. So true to life and the ending was brilliant.
You must be a wonderful counselor.
Best wishes,
Rowena
PS I’m so bad at DIY that I can’t even follow the instructions.
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Thanks again 🙂
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Thank you I smiled then smiled again
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You’re very welcome. I love to make people smile 🙂
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Bless her heart. That sounds so much like a little girl who wants to help. A cute story, Linda. I hope her daddy cools down and they do it together. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Me too. Thanks, Suzanne.
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This is a very offensive stereotype. Of course, sometimes there’s a reason things become a stereotype. We do tend to treat instructions like they have teeth and rabies.
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Oh, thank goodness! For just a minute there I thought I had offended you 🙂
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No. I can take a joke as well as I can tell a joke. Your story is very good.
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Ha ha ha – wise words from a 6 year old! She knows how to read! Funny, funny!
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Thank you:)
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OMG…loved that last line!
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Thanks, Dawn. Fun to write it 🙂
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This is too cute. I can see it play out.
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Thanks, Tannille 🙂
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