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“Terry!” Linda whispered, but he didn’t even twitch. Louder: “TERRY!”
“Mmmphbrbl?”
“Shh! Whisper! There’s something out there!”
“Oh good grief! There are dozens of other campers out there. Go to sleep.”
“Can’t. Need the bathroom.”
“Take the flashlight.”
“NO! You have to come. I’m scared!”
“I’m NOT going into the women’s bathroom!”
“Just stand outside and wait.”
“You’re not going to let me sleep, are you?”
Tearfully: “I have to GO and I’m SCARED.”
“All right, all right. Just–you’re choking me, for Pete’s sake. Let go so I can get up. City girls. Good grief.”
Dear Linda,
Turnabout’s fair play. You made me laugh out loud. 😀 Such true to life dialogue that I’m sure has been repeated time and time again. Good job! As Kent would say, “Five out of five flashlights.”
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thanks–lots of laughter going on this morning:) This picture seemed perfect for horror, but I just wasn’t in the mood!
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My turn for horror this time. I had to laugh — Can just imagine you two. Well done. Five out of five pairs of eyes glowing in the dark. 🙂
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Cackling laughter! Loving it! “city” people, indeed. Love to watch them encounter skunks for the first time. They just don’t have any sense and ALWAYS scare the poor critter. Then, to make it worse, they scream. It’s hilarious to watch! Sick humor, I know, but still hilarious.
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Poor skunks 🙂 Terry grew up in the wilds of northern Michigan, and was more comfortable all by himself in the woods than he is in the city. We’ve compromised over the years, but I never really did learn to love camping.
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Agree with you about the skunks, Jelli. I opened my window and talked to one when he was digging around in my flowerbed where he shouldn’t. Most creatures, if you respect them, they respect you. Even bees. People flail away when they needn’t and get them worked up. (Now wasps are another matter. 😦 )
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So glad to make you laugh 🙂
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All ya’ gotta do to get rid of a bee is blow on it. They hate the smell of human breath. Wasps are the Klingons of the Insect empire for sure.
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Didn’t know that. I’ll be blowing like crazy. Bees love me, but they give me HUGE bumps if they sting. I wonder if it would work for mosquitos.
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Skeeters could survive a nuke better than a roach. Nothing keeps them away. I swell up with skeeter bites something fierce. I’ve found that rubbing my skin with a ‘Bounce’ brand dryer sheet helps deter the little buggers better than commercial repellants.
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I’ve read that, too. Also Avon’s SkinsoSoft works pretty well.
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yes, that’s the spray I couldn’t, for my life, remember this morning. I have a bottle.
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oh, i love that you talk to animals, but why are wasps another matter?
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Wasps are commando bugs. Nothing deters them.
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nice story granonine, I´m glad, that you were not in the mood to write horror,this would have scared me!
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That is hilarious! How ironic that just this morning I read a camp fire recipe I’d love to try but wouldn’t want have to sleep out there! So we’d go to a state park and make it there, and then go home for the night! Here’s the recipe link. https://www.freshoffthegrid.com/5-can-chili/ We don’t drink, so I’d replace the can of beer with a bottle of kombucha!
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I’ve never understood why anyone thinks going camping is a vacation. You have to do all the same stuff you do at home, only at home it’s a lot easier 🙂
The recipe looks really good. I’m going to print it and give it a try.
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hahaha, this is right…much more easier, but I find this is just the exciting thimg, that everything is not so simple …. how long it alone takes to cook water on a minniflamme …. after cookong,the spaghetti taste also without sauce …; )
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That made me laugh, what a funny, and realistic, story.
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It happened. Just about 47 years ago, when I was a new bride. Never did get the hang of camping. It’s mostly just a lot of work.
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Realistic because it’s true 🙂 I’d never been camping in my life, and I was a new bride. I was terrified of things that go bump in the dark 🙂
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Not very gallant is he? But then she doesn’t sound very resourceful…
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I think they might have chosen the wrong holiday to go on … Great dialogue and a tale that made me smile
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Hhahhahha. Loved it , Linda.
Still laughing. And what a loving husband, but then what choice did he have . Hahahah
The dialog is brilliant . Thanks for adding so much laughter to my evening. Wonderfully wonderful story.
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Thanks so much. A true story from the early months of my marriage 🙂
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Probably just a raccoon. Then again, there are the bears.
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My point exactly!
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pssst James…….never mention a bear in front of people who are frighteend!!!
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It is so TRUE! City girls!! Hahaha! Loved it.
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Oh good! Another laughing reader 🙂
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Enjoyed your story. I love nature…to sit and observe…I just don’t want to sleep out in it. As I said above, I’m not afraid of garter snakes, bees, or small animals. But creepy crawlies, no thanks.
Naturalist DH Lawrence told a really interesting tale about finding a skunk in his tent one night while he was camped in the woods of northern Ontario. Someday I’ll have to share that with you. 😉
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Terry tells me he got too close to a skunk when he was a kid. His mom made him sleep in the back yard for a few days. He loved it 🙂
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I believe he would. 🙂 Say, have you thought about turning on the LIKE button for your comments?
In case you don’t know the route, you go through WP Admin > Settings> Sharing. Down at the very bottom of that page is a box to check if you want Comment likes enabled. Then hit SAVE.
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My route was a little different, but I finally found what I needed. Thanks so much. Have often wished there was a “like” for comments other than on the notifications, but never thought about searching for it 🙂
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Sadly I guess she did not grow up in the country, loved the flow that you put into this story.
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Mix your story with mine, Linda! This was a fun read indeed!
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What a good idea 🙂
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Great story!
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Ha! Ha! She finally convinced him that she really needed him! And wasn’t taking no for an answer!
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Haha! Been there and done that! Wonderful story. :o)
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Thanks 🙂
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This sounds like many conversations that have happened in tents next to ours when my husband and I have camped. Well captured.
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A bloke lurking outside the women’s bathroom after dark – what could possibly go wrong? 🙂
Fun story!
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I thought about centering the story around that exact scenario, but I was just having too much fun with it 🙂
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What a riot. Reminds me of that scene from the Parent Trap where Hayley Mills (x2) tricked the wicked step mother to be to go.
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I THINK I know what you meant in that last sentence 🙂
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Phew. At least one of us does. Together we will get there. 😊
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If it’s Yellowstone he could get eaten by a bear while waiting for her. Then bears ave been known to fish campers right out of their trailers.
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Well, that’s certainly enough to keep me from traveling to Yellowstone any time soon!
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Glacier’s worse. 🙂
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This doesn’t sound like fiction to me, Linda. In fact, I’ve lived this very scenario on many occasions. 🙂 One, in particular, comes to mind at the Great Sand Dunes in Colorado after watching a presentation on bears.
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I think I did indicate in tags that it IS a true story. Sounds real because it IS real. Truth really is stranger/funnier than fiction 🙂
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lessons learned. next time, if there’s a next time, take a porta potty with you. 🙂
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Your dialogue is 100% credible… I’m happy not having to take care of my wife in that sense.
Beside camping in Sweden in summer you would never need a flashlight.
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True. The USA is just a little too far from the Arctic Circle to have that kind of daylight 🙂 Thanks for your comment.
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I loved this and related to it so well. I went camping on the Nullarbor inbetween Adelaide and Perth and it was freezing nad I HAD to go. Boyfriend didn’t accompany me but I still feel that freezing cold air whenever I think about it.
I hadn’t packed very well either. The only jumper I had was pale pink, cotton and had decorative holes in places. not the thing to wear in a freezing desert…or the right colour.
His comment to me was that “you can take the girl out of the North Shore but you can’t take the North Shore out of the girl.” The North Shore is a part of Sydney.
xx Rowena
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Oh, now THAT’s a great story 🙂
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Thanks.
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Cute. I swear you never get too old to worry about strange noises in the wilderness! Good story.
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City folks!!! My hubby says he will go camping with me as long as he sleeps on a bed in a motel room. Jolly good story, yours 😀
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I spent five years of school in a hostel. The girl who occupied the bed next to me insisted on making me wait outside the loo which is at the foot of the bed in a dormitory which was occupied by at least 30 girls 😀
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Oh my. You’re much more patient than I am!
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I was trained by the best…my kid sister😁
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Well its scary in the dark, especially for a girl!
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Why do you think it is more scary for a girl? A boy can be the same! Anyway, I do not really understand, the whole problem. If somebody is scared and asked me to come with him, I go! And I´m happy that he/ she feel good with me. Of course it can be exhausting, but I think about all these sleepless nights, when kids were born, or when I had to get up to feed a young bird….it´s a good feeling which stays in memory!
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I think it is scarier for a girl because there are so many more predators for women. The are far more likely to be attacked than a man.
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o.k. I´ll see, you are right. It´s about statistics. But the feeling itself? Somebody can be scared anyway, I think. If I´m scared f.e. about snakes. It does not matter if this snake is dangerous or not and it does not matter if one person has been bitten or 1 Million…it´s just fear, a feeling/personal thing, or?
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His comment to me was that “you can take the girl out of the North Shore but you can’t take the North Shore out of the girl. !
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His comment to me was that “you can take the girl out of the North Shore but you can’t take the North Shore out of the girl. !
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individual can be scared anyway, I reckon. jovial secure narrative, yours 😀
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Thanks, Nicholas. Still makes me smile to remember what I put my poor husband through on that trip 🙂
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somebody can be frightened anyway, I consider. merry good story, yours 😀
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Thanks so much.
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Haha the way he put it ‘city girls’ although I have to say, often then not it’s easy to get scared when sleeping where your not used to when camping
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