Game of Groans
Think about an object, an activity, or a cultural phenomenon you really don’t like. Now write a post (tongue in cheek or not — your call!) about why it’s the best thing ever.
“I would, like DIIIIIEEE without my tablet, you know? I mean, it’s like, you can EVERYTHING with it. I’m like, text? email? sext? group chat? and a lot of other things. Like, all my friends have a tablet. It’s like, the most important ummmmm—accesorie–acessory—accessorie—oh, I don’t know, but you know, it’s like, you HAVE to get one! You can, like, carry it in your bag or backpack so it’s always there when you need it, which is like ALWAYS I mean, you know, I like LOVE my tablet! I feel really sorry for people who don’t have one. I mean, what are their parents THINKING? It’s, like, CHILD ABUSE not to get your kid a tablet! I even use mine to do, you know, like, HOMEWORK! And that’s why my parents got me one, so I can, like, get better grades. Like in English, when I have to, like, SPELL things a certain way. I mean, I don’t get why there are rules for spelling. I’m like, just spell it the way it sounds, right?
Anyway, I think every kid needs a tablet. It’s, like, a nec……necc. . . . .neccesitie? of life! You can stay up with your friends all day and all night. You can, like, flirt with guys you’ve never even met! It’s so fun! And I’m smart enough not to hook up with some PERVERT, you know?
Get a tablet! You’ll reely love it!