All the world’s countries have decided that the Internet itself needs a government. Your country asks you to run for Prime Minister of the ‘Net — do you accept? If so, what will your platform be?
As your first Prime Minister of the ‘Net, I make you these promises:
Pornography will be harshly dealt with. It contributes to unspeakable horrors including sex trafficking and child abuse. It will be stopped whenever and wherever it is found on the ‘Net.
No one company will ever have control of the internet. Nor will the government take over control of the ‘Net. It will be open and available to everyone. This policy, of course, makes it harder to control porn, but we must not shut down freedom of speech on the internet. And no, I do not find freedom of speech and shutting down porn to be contradictory. We all know that for every one porn site we shut down, ten more will pop up. Like cockroaches.
And I can’t think of anything else.
I got interrupted when I was writing this. Phone call informing me that I was late for an appointment that I had thought was at 11. No, it was a 9. Rush, rush. Out the door to go get my first injection for the pain in my lower back. Also was informed that I need to get ANOTHER MRI NOOOOOOOoooooooo!! because there seems to be a third herniation right where the lumbar meets the thoracic spine. Rats. Ratsratsrats.