Prime Minister of the ‘Net

All the world’s countries have decided that the Internet itself needs a government. Your country asks you to run for Prime Minister of the ‘Net — do you accept? If so, what will your platform be?

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As your first Prime Minister of the ‘Net, I make you these promises:

Pornography will be harshly dealt with.  It contributes to unspeakable horrors including sex trafficking and child abuse.  It will be stopped whenever and wherever it is found on the ‘Net.

No one company will ever have control of the internet.  Nor will the government take over control of the ‘Net. It will be open and available to everyone. This policy, of course, makes it harder to control porn, but we must not shut down  freedom of speech on the internet. And no, I do not find freedom of speech and shutting down porn to be  contradictory.  We all know that for every one porn site we shut down, ten more will pop up. Like cockroaches.

And I can’t think of anything else.

I got interrupted when I was writing this. Phone call informing me that I was late for an appointment that I had thought was at 11.  No, it was a 9.  Rush, rush. Out the door to go get my first injection for the pain in my lower back. Also was informed that I need to get ANOTHER MRI   NOOOOOOOoooooooo!! because there seems to be a third herniation right where the lumbar meets the thoracic spine.  Rats.  Ratsratsrats.

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7 thoughts on “Prime Minister of the ‘Net

  1. First of all, sorry about the need for another MRI. But you can do it!
    Second, I like your platform. I would add that all mean comments elicit a strong, PAINFUL and immediate electric shock upon hitting the send button. Might make some people rethink their thoughts….
    Third, hope the injection works beautifully.

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    1. Thank you. The doc who injected the stuff this morning says women are his heroes. He said very few men will put up with chronic pain as long as women do before coming in for help 🙂

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