All the world’s countries have decided that the Internet itself needs a government. Your country asks you to run for Prime Minister of the ‘Net — do you accept? If so, what will your platform be?
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As your first Prime Minister of the ‘Net, I make you these promises:
Pornography will be harshly dealt with. It contributes to unspeakable horrors including sex trafficking and child abuse. It will be stopped whenever and wherever it is found on the ‘Net.
No one company will ever have control of the internet. Nor will the government take over control of the ‘Net. It will be open and available to everyone. This policy, of course, makes it harder to control porn, but we must not shut down freedom of speech on the internet. And no, I do not find freedom of speech and shutting down porn to be contradictory. We all know that for every one porn site we shut down, ten more will pop up. Like cockroaches.
And I can’t think of anything else.
I got interrupted when I was writing this. Phone call informing me that I was late for an appointment that I had thought was at 11. No, it was a 9. Rush, rush. Out the door to go get my first injection for the pain in my lower back. Also was informed that I need to get ANOTHER MRI NOOOOOOOoooooooo!! because there seems to be a third herniation right where the lumbar meets the thoracic spine. Rats. Ratsratsrats.
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First of all, sorry about the need for another MRI. But you can do it!
Second, I like your platform. I would add that all mean comments elicit a strong, PAINFUL and immediate electric shock upon hitting the send button. Might make some people rethink their thoughts….
Third, hope the injection works beautifully.
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Oh, that’s pure genius! Yeah, every computer keyboard or any other device has an auto-shock feature built-in for anything mean 🙂
And thanks. I hope so too.
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Wishing you grace & courage to face these health woes. As someone said, “Aging older is not for sissies.” The mind is still twenty-something but the body is so contrary. 😦
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Thank you. The doc who injected the stuff this morning says women are his heroes. He said very few men will put up with chronic pain as long as women do before coming in for help 🙂
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You have my vote. https://grieflessons.wordpress.com/2015/05/11/internet-heaven/
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Wish you good health! We are addicted to your posts so please take care of your health.
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Thank you so much! I’m doing my best to take care 🙂
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