I’m not a good joke-teller

Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!


Honestly, I’m not very good at telling jokes.  I forget punch lines, mix things up, just don’t have that particular gift.  I love a good joke, love a funny story.  The funniest stories I have are of some of the ridiculous things that have happened to me over the years.

But that’s not the point here today, so I cheated.  I went to a “funny clean jokes” site and found a wealth of humor.  I’m in a hurry, so I copied the first one I saw, and here it is:

• Have you noticed that all bottled water has the “best before” date printed on it? The water has circled the earth for thousands of  years … 
but now it’s ruined?   Ismo Leikola, Finland

I suppose the “best before” date is there because the water is bottled in plastic, which actually does deteriorate eventually–like in a gazillion years 🙂


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